Last weekend, I went with my class on a three day excursion to another of the western Canaries, El Hierro. Hierro is a much smaller, much more virgin, and much less inhabited island than Tenerife. The buildings are older, the streets closer together, the plants and shrubbery more natural (there aren’t palm trees lining every street). There is also quite a drastic change in the climate, since the geography is different-although Tenerife´s Mt. Teide is the highest peak in Spain, the mountains start gradually, and work their way up to this towering peak; on Hierro, the mountains just start, so if you are not on the shore, you are high in the mountains (although in the north of Tenerife, which is more mountainous, the climate is similar to Hierro. Everything is green on Hierro, and there are many more plants, and a lot less sun; there is always a cool breeze and clouds, but I much prefer this island to Tenefire. It is much more beautiful, in my opinion.
Our excursion started Early on Friday morning, we met at the school at 6 am (for some people in Spain, this is on the verge of unbearably early). I had been feeling sick several days before, and that morning, I felt like crap. Go figure the only time I am sick on the island is right before the excursion. Thank goodness for Aspirin. I was the first student there, so I was a little shy about what to do. I hate being the first kid to arrive for stuff like that. When more kids started entering the bus, I hardly recognized any of them, because thought they are in my grade, I have class with the same group every day. Finally, some friends got on then we started to the Aeropuerto del Norte. I slept most of the time to the airport.
At the airport, we had some extra time, so we played Spanish cards in this little cafe. Did you know that Spanish cards only have 40 in a deck, and that the numbers go up to 12 and they dont have suites? …I didnt either, this could make a potentially good souvenir.
We entered this tiny little airplane and got to walk up the steps like in the movies, we didnt board from a portal hallway-thingy. On the plane, I met some new friends and had a great view of the other islands. When we arrived to Hierro, we made way to our residency in which we would be sleeping, dropped off our bags, then headed out for our first hike. It was a little chilly, and everyone was freezing except for me. This weather made me so happy. The trail we walked on was beautiful, and all down hill (it is surprisingly difficulty to walk downhill on steep, downhill paths with loose stones, because you have to be very cautious with every step and it is an awkward position to keep your balance for a long period of time). We walked about 12 km, it took us about 2 hr and 45 mins. After that we went to this natural saltwater swimming pool, bacically is was just a cut out of rock on the black sand shore that resembled a pool; it isnt super special, its main purpose is just a place to bath, because you cant swim just anywhere on the black sand beaches because of the giant rocks. I skipped out on this activity because it was freezing and I didnt want to stimulate my illness, but I felt like a big party pooper.
Here is where it gets funny. I have Potential material for ´most embarrassing moment,´ so you better keep reading. After swimming, we returned to the residency to get situated and bath, etc, etc. There were two huge community, college-style bathrooms on the floor. After listening to a little announcement from Zoilo, our crazy history teacher\tour guide on the trip, my girl friend staying in the room with me and some other ambitious girls hurried to the bathrooms so we could be the first ones in and out. We rushed with all out hygiene products and filled the stalls perfectly, and with that little *yessss!* of accomplishment for being the first ones in, I started to take off my clothes for the shower. I heard someone elses shower start, then I heard talking, so I turned on mine and started to wet my hair. Not thirty seconds later do I hear Zoilo creeping around in the bathroom shouting things. Firstly, what is running through my head is that I am not that surprised that this guy was out and about in the girls locker room AFTER there were girls in the shower, not that he is a pervert or anything, but that he is an insane control freak, and he always doing crazy, impulsive things that normal people wouldnt thing to do; but mostly, I am wondering WHAT message is SOO important that you have to interrupt our shower to tell us RIGHT NOW. There is knocking on my door. Its Zoilo….rattling off my me in Spanish at 90 km per hour. ´I dont have clothes on,´ I told him in Spanish….reponse: ´….blah, blah, in spanish, ..los chicos….´ Shit. Boys locker room.
I threw my towel around my body, grabbed my things and my walked my walk of shame, hair sopping wet, down a hall of hysterical boys. I just smiled and giggled like, ´oops!, hehe, small mistake,´ which is pretty accurate to how I was feeling at the moment, I kind of thought it was funny. I think that had I let it get to me, I would have had a face full of tears, but I didnt hear much more about it for the rest of the weekend.
When I finally got to the girls room, there was a terrible line, and everyone asked me how my hair was already wet. I ended up being one of the last ones to get a shower.
To make matters worse, It seems that I was the only one on the trip, teachers included, to follow the recommended ´poco ropa´ (little clothing) needed for this learning experience. Here I am, with my tiny backpack of two t-shirts, swishies, a sports bra and a sweatshirt, and across the hall I hear the girls running their hairdryers preparing for the fiestas tonight. I didn´t even bring a hairdryer to Spain. In my pajamas and ready for a serious power sleep, my friends tell me to find better clothes to go out in, because you cant go to the discos in your pajamas. Im thinking, impossible, we cant just be allowed to go out, we have to hike all day tomorrow…do they even have discos on an Island this small. Nonetheless, I managed to squeeze into my roommates jeans, and soon thereafter, I am running around trying to find a girl to borrow a shirt from. With some luck, and a few squats to loosen up those jeans enough so that I can breath, I am ready for the discos.
Finally clean and ready, my roommates (one girl and three boys-ha, this would never happen with American schools, girls rooming with boys?) and I left the residency to go get some dinner. Me, the other girl, Cathy, and one boy, Pepita (his real name is Josito, but without telling a long story, I dubbed him this nickname, which somehow turned about on me, now everyone here calls me Pepita), all went to order pizza while the other two boys went to go buy alcohol. Now, I was a little nervous about this because on the paper we received before departure listing all of our necessities and our agenda, it spefically implied that there would be no drinking of alcohol or smoking of any kind on the trip, without saying the consequences. Therefore, I had already decided that I would be completely dry of any alcoholic beverage, lest I should get caught and the school would notify my family and Rotary and the situation would be a mess.
We returned to the room with our food and ´beverage,´ and the boys drank a little. We were supposed to have a meeting at 11 30, but the professor in charge never showed up, so around 12 we all gathered as a group to go outside. I asked a professor where we are going, and he responded, ´fiesta.´ I just figured it was some kind of elaborated joke, that we were really going on some midnight walk to look at some splendid view of something, until we ended up at the bar where half the professors were already buzzed and dancing, each of them holding in their hand some kind of alcoholic beverage. Concluding to myself that pretty much everything written on those ´take home to your mommy papers´ about the excursion was a load of bull (including the agenda, there was no way we would be on the trail by 9am), I went ahead to order my first drink ever out of a bar. I took somebody´s recommendation and got a Red Bull with Amaretto…mmm…soo delicious and does wonders for killing sleepiness. It cost me 4€, yikes. I didnt drink anything else the rest of the night except a shot of Tequila with a group of Profes (professors for short), salt, lemon and all. I wouldnt have taken it, I hate tequila, but one of the profes paid for it, and besides, how many times in your life do you get to do shots with your teachers? Little by little the students dwindled out of the bar and made way back to the residency for their own little fiestas, but I was having such a blast dancing with and hanging out with my drunken teachers and the five remaining students at the bar. The French teacher, who I had actually never met before going to Hierro, is one hell of a salsa dancing partner, and pretty much the coolest profe there, he was the only one who didnt drink. I wish I had French class now! We danced until 4 30 in the morning, then I decided I was ready to hit the sack. The French profe and I made way back to the residency, but we arrived only to discover that everyone and their brother was locked out of the rooms, because drunken Zoilo gave the profe the wrong key. Too tired to walk back to the bar to fetch the correct one, and then turn back around, we waited and slept a little in the hallway with the rest of the waiters. I guess two rooms had been left open, and the majority of the student body had crashed together in there, a giant sleeping orgy. Finally, Zoilo and his drunken butt showed up around five and we all got some heavenly sleep.
I woke up naturally at about ten ´til nine, and laid there for about ten minutes until Zoilo came storming around to wake everyone up. ´Venga, Venga! Rapido, cinco minutos!,´ thank God I didnt wake up to that, I would have been in a pissy mood for the rest of the day. I felt good for the little sleep I had, but I still was feeling symptoms from my prior illness. We departed around ten to start the day, and we took the bus to this little pueblo where we all had one hour to buy food and eat breakfast. We all got to try this native pastry of Hierro, it called a Quesedilla, but it is not what you are thinking of. It is a faintly sweet little toasted corn muffin type thing, and very delicious.
The trail we would be spending our day on is named, El Camino del Virgin (the road of the Virgin). It is a religious tradition that the worshipers would annually walk this trail starting at one church, then basically the entire length of the island until they reached the other church in worship of God, only they woulnt just walk, they would dance the whole thing. Whoo…talk about a workout. We started closer to the middle, on the very peak of the mountains, in the center of the cloud line (is this a term?), in a place that resembled the moon and the dessert, only damper because you were basically engulfed by a tremendous dense fog-like cloud, and the wind was blowing so forcefully you could hardly stand. It was crazy cool. You could barely see 100 meters in front of you, it was like being on a different planet. We followed this trail for quite some time, but it passed quickly with good conversation and some singing. We stopped to eat lunch on the trail around 2, and soon after, we emerged into this fairytale-esque landscape with green rolling slopes and picture perfect trees and cactus, and goats running around freely and everything covered with a faint blanket of fog. It was so beautiful, I fell in love with this island about here. We followed the cobblestone trail to the little church to rest a bit before partaking in the most challenging part of the hike.
I was ready to be finished about then, my back was hurting and I was tired, but everything just kept getting more and more beautiful, the trees more dense, the leaves more green, the views more magnificent. We were now below the cloud-line, so you could look down the cliff of the mountain and see coastline decorated by houses from the pueblo below. Here the path started getting steeper, and the rocks a little looser, and the leaders (ehem¨Zoilo¨…) more ambitious, like I swear they were running, and every opportunity they had to wait for EVERYONE way back there, they would hurry and take a photo of only their little group in front, which was making me a little irritated because every time I was seconds away from being in it, but they were too arrogant to wait. With surprisingly few falls, and a ton of sore bodies, we all made it to the end safely around 6. We walked 26 kilometers, thats around 16 miles. whoo.
For dinner, we all went out together, and dinner was paid for. I was ready to pass out on my plate I was so tired. We returned to the residency and started to prepare for the fiesta. I scavenged some more clothes and makeup, and though I didnt think I was going to make it, as soon as we entered the disco, I had a second wind of adrenaline, i LOVE to dance in the discos. At 6am, we found it a good time to head back to the residency. I could have danced more, but everyone else was tired.
Sunday was sleep. And it was daylight savings (fall back), so this means we gained an hour. I ended up waking up around ten because I was starving. There is nothing worse than being the only one awake and unable to sleep. I was lucky, there was a group of Profes heading out to get breakfast, and they invited me along. I was more than overjoyed to have a mature crowd and a good meal, also my favorite French profe paid for mine, so the day started well. When we returned, my roommates had just awaken and were preparing to go get some food, so when they left I was glad to have the room to myself for some much needed solo relaxing time.
We made way to the fairy station, played some Spanish cards while waiting, then on the ride home, after being sure to see everything neat about the boat, I was out. As we pulled into the bay, I reflected on the weekend with a smile. My host mother was waiting for me at the bottom of the ramp, anxious to hear all about my time on Hierro. : )